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I stood on the bed, pointed my fingers at the fake stars, and screamed: “I changed the course of human history!” “That’s right.” “I changed the universe!” “You did.” “I’m God!” “You’re an atheist.” “I don’t exist!” I fell back onto the bed, into his arms, and we cracked up together.
Foer, Jonathan Safran — Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: A Novel
Posted 3 days ago
apriki:

Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.

apriki:

Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.

Posted 4 days ago
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wouldyoucareforsomemoriartea:

i-am-sher-l0cked:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

iknowyouforreal:

cosmostrekker:

celestialcow:

sherlockholmesanddoctorwatson:

actinoutloud:


tarteauxfraises
:

click and drag

ACCURATE REACTION ^^

OMG.

WHY.

WHY

WHY.

And he’s wearing Sherlock’s coat. 

fucking sobbing. thanks a lot. oh my god.

THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

T________T

Posted 5 days ago
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recycleanimals:

moosewinchester:

This will be the best audio post I will ever post.

OH YEAH!!!!!! ahahah at first I was like: whaatt?

frecklessays watch this.

(Source: waderudy)

Posted 5 days ago

brittadictarnold:

My favourite place to read is really anywhere so long as I can spread myself out. Couch, rug, bed, whatever feels best. This is because I’m a fidgeter. I flip-flop around a book like it’s the only thing I have to hold onto in a storm.

— Kate Beaton (x)

heather.

Posted 5 days ago
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heartoforion:

thissummerheat:

far-off-destination:

Nine-year-old Alec Greven wrote a book called How to Talk to Girls

this is precious
and what’s really sad
is that most guys don’t do this
and they forget what’s important

 I like the transition from stock market metaphor to avoid sugar so you don’t seem hyper.

So adorable. I can’t even.

Hahahaha.

Posted 6 days ago
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avender:

another late night, John?

keep believing. he’s watching over you.

Posted 1 week ago
WELCOME TO SUPERWHOLOCK =P
willychesters asked

bahahaha. 

Clearly this is my CALLING 

Posted 1 week ago

guys, i could almost be a member of SuperWhoLock

I am so close. I caught up on Sherlock. I am two episodes away from caught up on Supernatural. and I’m three episodes into Doctor Who.

Doctor Who. You’re next.

Posted 1 week ago
frecklessays:

Makes me laugh EVERY single time!

frecklessays:

Makes me laugh EVERY single time!

(Source: babiescomefromclouds)

Posted 1 week ago